The Madam is IN

If my narcissism were better contained, I probably wouldn’t be tapping these words out for you to read. Evidently, I have joined the ranks of my beloved friend and reader, Andrea who admits to being a “blog fame whore.” Heck, I’ll be the madam to all you attention-seeking hos if that’ll get me more attention. Validate me, cyberfriends! 😛

Andrea’s duties as madam to international geeky gigolos sound more interesting than my madamly duties, though.

Then again, with posts like these, those web crawlers probably thing that there’s a lot more excitement over here. Check out these search strings that show up in my stats:

Exchange Girlfriend Johor Bahru
Emo boys making out
Hazel sex Singapore
bamboo pr0n

I really love that last one. The careful changing of the spelling. Is the searcher trying to avoid the professional pop-ups and paid sites? Is he/she look for some kind of more refined kinkiness? Truly, it fascinates.

I feel like those random surfers are going to be disappointed, but even a madam can’t expect to please everyone, right?



One Response:


  1. Xiong Mao Says:

    You definitely pleased me! Do you know how long I’ve been looking for some good bamboo pr0n???