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Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Analyse This

You know that school has started to get to me when one of my first thoughts after reading about Graham McMynn’s dramatic rescue from his kidnappers’ suburban hideout was, “He’s going to have to get his exams deferred. I wonder if UBC will automatically grant him approval for any special accomodations without much official […]

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Sing the Chorus

The song starts like this,
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
And later, there’s more hahaha-ing:
‘Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
Well, you know what has got me going, “Hahahahaha” right along with Nicole?
Check out the NNDB entry for Nicole Scherzinger, the voice behind […]

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Sony, Spawn of Satan

As if the rootkit fiasco weren’t enough, Sony has infiltrated the minds of foolish French politicians. Evil, evil, evil.
From this NY Times article on the riots in French suburbs:
“We see among the rioters kids of 13 to 15, who are swept along, who are encouraged to take all the risks, and the […]